Federal Government to Take Control of Toronto Community Housing

The conservative government of P.M. Harper will announce that the Canadian Government will assume authority over the TCHC. Apparently the P.M has decided that the far north needs a larger population to check the ever increasing threat by the Russian government on the northern border areas of Canada. He plans to move en mass all TCHC residents by rail to the Yukon and Nunavit. He stated that such a move would provide TCHC tenants with a better environment i.e. clean air, sporting activities, etc. and the polar bears with a new food source.

The existing properties owned and operated by the TCHC will be deemed a "Wildlife Preserve" to enhance the natural environment. This will allow the indigenous "bed bug" and the "cockroach" to flourish unhampered by human interference thus satisfying his governments environmental, political promises.

When contacted the CEO of TCHC worried that the "mice" and "rats"may feel they are being discriminated against but on the whole accepted P.M. Harpers  plan. He did so stating that he can't wait to get back to the "Projects" in Detroit. Apparently, he feels safer there as the security guards are allowed to wear handguns.

Chief Blair on hearing of P.M. Harpers plan expressed regret that his officers will no longer get the necessary experience in how to make a police killing of the residents seem justified. The S.I.U. was grateful to the P.M. in that now they will not have to falsify their reports in actions taken by Metropolitan Police against TCHC residents and Mayor Ford was "a busy man" and would not comment as he drove away reading Gone With The Wind.